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(no subject) [Jan. 8th, 2007|04:05 am]
[mood |happyhappy]

Happy belated New Year and Christmas and whatever other holidays happen in winter. I'm officially the worst updater in history, and haven't checked my flist in about a month. I hope everyone had a good Christmas, because I know I fucking did.

I can't remember whether I enjoyed 2006 or not, or much of what happened. I hope 2007 carries on being as good as it has been this past week, though. For once everything seems to be going right. I even enjoyed puking up something purple in a bar bathroom on Friday, because I was with friends and I know they'll always be there to fix my shit.

Jere
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(no subject) [Nov. 1st, 2006|04:37 am]
I'm updating after a really fucking long time, again.
I'm too old for trick or treating so I gave the kids that called the shittest candy we had and kept the rest for myself. I dont know whether that makes me a bad catholic or an old person or both.
I'm going to a party on friday as a cop.
And I have aviators and cuffs, too. And a plastic gun. I think that's my favorite part.




Jere
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(no subject) [Aug. 16th, 2006|12:51 am]
I can't believe it's been five weeks since I last posted. I haven't been around or checking what other people have been up to or.. anything.
Jesse I haven't spoken to you in a fucking year or seven. So if I see you.
It's summer, I like summer.

Jere
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(no subject) [Jul. 7th, 2006|11:48 pm]
The most appalling report card I have ever seen:

Algebra: E
Art: A
Biology: C-
Chemistry: D-
English Language: D
English Literature: B
German: E
History: A+
ICT: F
Mathematics: D-
Physics: F

Jeremiah needs to address important issues raised over his agressive and uncooperative attitude to learning. He is an able student who should be working to his full potential. Erratic attendance and a disorganised attitude to class and course work have resulted in poor grades and unsatisfactory teacher comments. His targets for next year are to take a more mature and organised approach to his classes.


I dont know whether all schools do it, but you know the teacher comments for every class which are so obviously copy&paste-ed? One of them called me Karl. At least it's summer now. My mom called me stupid. It went like this:
Kinda. This is how I remember it happening. )

I hate arguing with my Mom. It's like yelling at a wall. I'll do better next year.

Jere
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(no subject) [Jun. 13th, 2006|01:03 am]
NNN.

I think I'm losing my memory.

Does anyone remember that ps1 game from like 5 years ago called TOMBI?

WELL. I found it on Ebay. You had to like jump on pigs or something in it because they were taking over the fucking world, they were evil ones. I have to have it. Someone can volunteer to buy it for me, otherwise I'll have to steal my moms credit card again because she cut my allowance.

Also, I had a fight at my soccer game. No one won because it got broke up. Which was annoying. I'm like 8 foot tall why would anyone start a fucking fight with me anyway. But we won the game, so it's okay.

Jere
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(no subject) [May. 22nd, 2006|07:53 pm]
[music |Christina Milian - Say I]

I got nudged and

I got drunk and sat on glass.

Jere
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(no subject) [Apr. 23rd, 2006|12:41 am]
fuck, the last time I updated was almost a month ago. I may, or may not have a job doing guitar stuff. I hope I get it. I feel sad right now. I dont ever put what is actually going on in my life in these. It feels unsettling and like I'm making a public service announcement. Or inviting. Something. My face hurts really bad. Physical pain is okay to mention. My mom has a new little dog because the other one died.

jere
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(no subject) [Mar. 29th, 2006|10:02 pm]
I hate trying to remember what I've done in the week.
Some day I cant remember, I tried to teach bert how to swim. It was good because he didnt even almost drown.
Someone needs to shoot me in the head before I watch any more bad cartoons about tennis than I already have. So far it is 46. By 50, I want to be dead.
Also, I'll be affection starved for however long Bert is off doing drug dealer gambling things.

Jere
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(no subject) [Mar. 16th, 2006|09:26 pm]
I'm very happy. But I kneed myself in the face again.
I keep feeling pissed for no apparent reason and shouting at people. But after I feel bad.
Can you be mad at people for just existing and it be okay?
Also, I saw that guy who followed me again. He was buying apples so I went into a phone box and tried to blend. I dont think he saw me.

Jere
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(no subject) [Mar. 6th, 2006|11:58 pm]
I'm being nudged so.
I think everyone knows this, but I dont really do anything other than eat sleep pee and fuck. And maybe sometimes bowling. But the bowling people can kiss my fucking ass because they are rude.
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